IE Death March

October 30, 2009

IE Death March

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via IE Death March.

feb. 20, 2009

http://www.webmasterpro.de/coding/news/2009/02/19/ie-death-march-hunderte-webmaster-geben-im-maerz-2009-dem-internet-explorer-6-den-todesstoss.html

http://lists.netfielders.de/pipermail/typo3-german/2009-March/057104.html

A blast from the past, IE6 must DIE!!!!

 

Over at Gizmodo:

134 of the Most Impressive Workspaces You’ll Ever See….

Good Lord, You People Are All Slobs!!

A "Must" Buy Gadget

A "Must" Buy Gadget

When work gets you down and being the server admin is a pain (if I knew what I am talking about?), time to get a killer out of the drawer. The guys at Fiftythree.org have the guide:

You too can make one at home, connect the transmit pins of the RJ-45 to HOT on 110VAC and the recieve pins to Common. Hot pins!!

My Four-Twenty Song

April 20, 2009

The Day The Routers Died… Words and performance by Gary Feldman

a long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere

and i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a purpose – and worked for you and me….

But 18 years completely wasted
with each address we’ve aggregated
the tables overflowing
the traffic just stopped flowing….

And now we’re bearing all the scars
and all my traceroutes showing stars…
the packets would travel faster in cars…
the day….the routers died

Chorus (ALL!!!!!)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try

Now did you write an RFC
That dictated how we all should be
Did we listen like we should that day

Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
Where we heard the same things months before
And the people knew they’d have to change their ways….

And we – knew that all the ISPs
Could be – future proof for centuries

But that was then not now
Spent too much time playing WoW

ooh there was time we sat on IRC
Making jokes on how this day would be
Now there’s no more use for TCP
The day the routers died…

Chorus (chime in now)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try

I remember those old days I mourn
Sitting in my room, downloading porn
Yeah that’s how it used to be….

When the packets flowed from A to B
via routers that could talk IP
There was data..that could be exchanged between you and me….

Oh but – I could see you all ignore
The fact – we’d fill up IPv4

But we all lost the nerve
And we got what we deserved!

And while…we threw our network kit away
And wished we’d heard the things they say
Put all our lives in disarray

The day…the routers died…

Chorus (those silent will be shot)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try

Saw a man with whom I used to peer
Asked him to rescue my career
He just sighed and turned away..

I went down to the net cafe
that I used to visit everyday
But the man there said I might as well just leave…

And now we’ve all lost our purpose..
my cisco shares completely worthless…

No future meetings for me
At the Hotel Krasnapolsky

and the men that make us push and push
Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush
Should’ve listened to what they told us….
The day…the routers….died

Chorus (time to lose your voice)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try


The RIPE Community Resolution on IPv4 Depletion and Deployment of IPv6 can be found here: http://www.ripe.net/news/community-st…

Bucks put to good use…

November 5, 2008

money

502 Bad Gateway

October 10, 2008

Restforderung

September 16, 2008

sharing_ist_caring

AIR-WOLF 401

August 1, 2008

AIR-WOLF 401, scaring the shit out of me since April 8th, 2008; ohne das Dock4 wäre Ich nicht hier.

an actual EVERYtime

July 16, 2008

2018.

Brad was walking home on the Rhizo. He just watched a movie on the city council roof. He was forced to take a small hidden way down, over some backyards, in order to avoid yet another small demonstration against the raving kids taking over the riverside knot. Lucky strike, since it felt great to have a personal hidden getaway.

2034.

10 years anniversary. A long way. They were dining in one of the fancy restaurants in the riverside knot. It was left as if the raving kids were still around, upgraded with a touch of some fancy tech. It was the one place affected with the memory of their beginning. The shopping knot has regressed into a mere infrastructure, being there and not there in the same time.

2024.

Strolling around on the shopping knot plaza, a new intense zone, Brad saw the girl. She was drinking a beer on the edge of the upper level of the undefined structure. Why there? He headed her way without much thought.

… …

May 15, 2008

altwaldau

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